Posted by: Pete Roussel on March 6, 2012

CoachingSearch.com is glad to announce the addition of Bunkie Perkins and The Indpendent Search Firm - Coaches Report.

Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net.  In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach.  If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow him on twitter @FOTProgram.

Here's a brief glimpse of what you may read about in Bunkie's bimonthly report:

She's an Armadillo, but not like the others: In an attempt to defend the integrity of the female collegiate athlete and the image of Kathy Ireland taking a shower in the Texas State Armadillo locker room that is burned into my preteen-during-the-days-before-the-internet memory, Mo Isom, she of the LSU Lady Tiger Soccer team and the pretty-easy-on-the-eyes, Isom, will be trying out for kicker during LSU's football team's spring practice.

She famously went kick for kick with LSU's howitzer-punting bloomin' onion aficionado, Brad Wing, and even claims to have kicked a 51 yarder in practice. All this publicity is well and good, but I won't buy in to her actually making the team until Gary Barnett gives her abilities the proper evaluation it deserves.

Checkadee-choco the chocolate chicken: I could have gone with a "Chocolate Reign" joke (credit: EDSBS) or some sort of reference to Count Chocula in the title, but really only the nonsensical lyrics of Busta Rhymes from the Tribe Called Quest days can accurately describe the feeling of naming (or nicknaming) your child, and 2013 football recruit, "Chocolate".  If only Houston Nutt was around to recruit this young man and form a delicious Mr. Goodbar in the process.

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The Indendent Search Firm - Coaches Report will be released for the first time on CoachingSearch.com this coming Monday (March 12).  You don't want to miss it.