The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Tuesday March 06, 2012


Posted by: Pete Roussel on March 6, 2012

CoachingSearch.com is glad to announce the addition of Bunkie Perkins and The Indpendent Search Firm - Coaches Report.

Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net.  In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach.  If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow him on twitter @FOTProgram.

Here's a brief glimpse of what you may read about in Bunkie's bimonthly report:

She's an Armadillo, but not like the others: In an attempt to defend the integrity of the female collegiate athlete and the image of Kathy Ireland taking a shower in the Texas State Armadillo locker room that is burned into my preteen-during-the-days-before-the-internet memory, Mo Isom, she of the LSU Lady Tiger Soccer team and the pretty-easy-on-the-eyes, Isom, will be trying out for kicker during LSU's football team's spring practice.

She famously went kick for kick with LSU's howitzer-punting bloomin' onion aficionado, Brad Wing, and even claims to have kicked a 51 yarder in practice. All this publicity is well and good, but I won't buy in to her actually making the team until Gary Barnett gives her abilities the proper evaluation it deserves.

Checkadee-choco the chocolate chicken: I could have gone with a "Chocolate Reign" joke (credit: EDSBS) or some sort of reference to Count Chocula in the title, but really only the nonsensical lyrics of Busta Rhymes from the Tribe Called Quest days can accurately describe the feeling of naming (or nicknaming) your child, and 2013 football recruit, "Chocolate".  If only Houston Nutt was around to recruit this young man and form a delicious Mr. Goodbar in the process.

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The Indendent Search Firm - Coaches Report will be released for the first time on CoachingSearch.com this coming Monday (March 12).  You don't want to miss it.


Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 12, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 12, 2012

Nick Saban does not care about how dope your Spring Break plans are, brah

Nick Saban started Alabama's Spring practice schedule this past Friday.  That's not noteworthy in itself beyond the fact that it's the defending National Champs taking the field for the first time since the BCS Championship game, but when you consider the University of Alabama academic schedule along with the Spring practice schedule, the conflict of interests becomes fairly obvious.

You see, Alabama's Spring Break starts March 12th.  So Nick Saban, in the face of pending booze cruises and wet t-shirt contests at Club LaVela, is holding a practice where he expects 19 and 20 year old boys to disregard the rows of Jagerbombs dancing in their heads and focus on football for one single practice before the break.

I mean, look at McCarron.  You think that guy has his mind on the passing tree right about now.  That chest plate tattoo isn't gonna tan itself, Coach.

Now given Saban's propensity to hardassness, one might expect he'd go full pads and do nothing but wind sprints and bull-in-the-ring sessions, but I like to think that this third National Championship has brought out the softer, gentler, and more understanding side of Saban to the forefront.

I like to think that Saban, understanding that these guys are distracted, pre-occupied even, would bend his practice schedule toward those activities that his soon-to-be face-down-drunk-in-the-golden-sands-of-Panama-City-Beach would respond too, and frankly, assist in preparing them for their week on Spring Break.

Possible 5 drills might include:

1. The fake ID beer run: where underage defensive lineman will be sent into convenience stores with an old Terrance Cody expired driver's license and try to buy beer. All players who just buy a case of beer will fail the drill and thus have to run laps...because everybody knows Terrance Cody drinks beer straight from the still.

2. The one night stand 3 cone drill: Players, finding themselves in bed with some random from the night before will have to deftly navigate around cones while trying collect their things and exit the premises without waking said random. Speed and mobility are equally important.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram




Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 12, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 12, 2012

3. The eluding Security shuttle run: Players will sucker punch a teammate in a crowd and then escape the practice facility before being captured by security and turned over to the local authorities. Bonus points if a beer bottle is used in the initial assault.

4. The drunken trip home 4 man relay: Players on teams of 4 will be plied with copious amounts of alcohol and then dumped in the middle of nowhere. They will have to, while intoxicated, find their way back to their homes by any means necessary. Time deductions for losing a teammate, misplacing house keys, and passing out in a gutter prior to reaching your destination.

5. A wet t-shirt contest: Many will try, but Andre Smith will remain all-time champion.

 

I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now run up the score

Wisconsin head coach and prolific bachelor Bret Bielema is finally getting married.  If you aren't one of the lucky attendees to what I'm sure will be a joyous affair (I expect that they will play "Jump Around" right before the recitation of vows), you can pony up and buy the lovely couple a wedding present, as they are registered at many fine retailers of wedded bliss.  Just perusing the list of gifts, I suspect that the bride did most of the registry shopping, as I see no items pertaining to beef jerky, jean shorts, or transfer quarterbacks.

 

Things we are destined to hear: "And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to Be Faster than the Guys Chasing you: The Barry Switzer Story"

Who says Hollywood is running out of ideas?!  The greatest story never told was lying right under everyone's noses right there in Norman at Barry Switzer's house.  To be fair it was probably too hard to smell with the stark odors of leather and Brut aftershave emanating from the house.

 

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bunkie

Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 12, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 12, 2012

Let's just go ahead and green light this baby with a $100 million budget right now.  It's gonna cost half that to get the lighting right on Jerry Jones's face anyway.  The big question here is who plays Switzer.

You can go ahead and throw the usual suspects into the mix, your Clooneys, your Costners, heck, even your Tommy Lee Joneses (you laugh and say he's too old but that guy played a 20 something year old Ty Cobb and he was 88 at the time*), but the really only logical choice, as some of the more astute folks on Twitter pointed out, is for Switzer to play himself.

With his noted acting chops and the combination of CGI and single malt scotch, it is sure to make it the most significant portrayal of Barry Switzer by Barry Switzer of our lifetime.

*may not be accurate

Closing Number: 68

Not only the number of teams in the NCAA Tourney, but roughly the number of times I watch this Black Keys video to pick up some new dance moves.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 19, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 19, 2012

The sex appeal at South Carolina's Spring practice is palpable. Finding the proper motivation can be an essential component to insure that you as a coach maximize spring practice with your football team with the very best effort they can give.  Some coaches turn to rah rah speeches, others plaster the football offices with inspirational quotes and teamwork clichés...Steve Spurrier doesn't have time for that nonsense.  When the OBC wants to light a fire under his squad, he just takes his got-damned shirt off.

Scoff at this brazen public display of mansomeness if you must, but I for one hope this becomes en vogue among the coaching community for no other reason than the following some long rumored aspects of certain coaches physiques (that I totally just made up) can finally be officially confirmed...

Dana Holgorsen has a full back tattoo depicting the final chase scene in Smokey and the Bandit II (and yes, Holgo absolutely approves of Tool being used as a substitute soundtrack there)

Charlie Weis has his nipples pierced.

Houston Nutt has a freckle birth mark on his shoulder that's in the shape Minnie Pearl.

Bill Snyder manscapes.

Lane Kiffin has no belly button, therefore confirming he was part of a fertility experiment gone terrible wrong.

Derek Dooley parts his chest hair.

Les Miles has the teeth and left leg of his unborn twin growing from his abdomen. Les is letting him call the offense next season.

Urban Meyer is full cyborg from the neck down.

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Just in case the Zombie Apocalyse goes down this offseason. The Walking Dead season finally was last night.  All hell broke loose... the homestead was engulfed in flames, the survivors ran for their lives amid gunfire and carnage, and in the end, found themselves bewildered, misinformed, and eventually in a huddled mass, in the dark, under a run down bridge overpass in the middle of nowhere...so pretty much just like Lane Kiffin's one season at Tennessee.

As I watched Rick steer the group into yet another eventual disaster, I got to thinking, if the world is in fact overrun with the undead in the foreseeable future, which college football coach would I want leading me and my family into the unknown of walkers in search of safety...

Nick Saban. The safest and therefore best option. He isn't going to take any unnecessary risks with you or your kin. His defense against a possible zombie heard would be damn near impregnable. Potential problem: There's always the threat that he'll leave your group for a group with a nicer compound down the road.

Les Miles. Obviously one of the more entertaining options. He'll put you and your family at risk constantly. You'll come within inches of getting a chunk taken out of your neck by a zombie on pretty much an hourly basis, but somehow he'll lead you to safety despite all odds and reason. Potential problem: You are totally dying in the season finally.

Chip Kelly. Amazingly, even though the world is essentially coming to an end, he'll have a fresh set of Nike clothes for you to wear every day. Potential problem: Willy Lyles is in your camp, and you are pretty sure he is infected.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 19, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 19, 2012

Bob Stoops. Great emphasis on family makes you feel at ease amid all the chaos of the whole world turning into zombie thing.  Potential problem:  You always run the risk of losing your sleeping spot to a random Stoops brother that needs a place to crash.

Urban Meyer. Is going to do everything in his power to make you and your family safe.  He's going to put in long hours standing watch on the perimeter, teaching you and yours to handle firearms, and ration food responsibly.  Potential problem:  He'll burn out, leave the group to spend more time concentrating on the safety of his own family.

Bob Davie: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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Despite the continued depression of natural gas prices, Mike Gundy gets a raise

Mike Gundy, one of the more grossly underpaid coaches in major college football was finally awarded a salary commiserate with a man of his qualifications, age (he is AT LEAST 40!!!, as you know), and immaculately sculpted hair.

This will seem like great news for the coach, until you realize that, as part of his contract, oil and gas tycoon and energy planner Boone Pickens will require that Gundy's courtesy car run on garbage and methane gas and that a wind farm array be set up in Gundy's front yard to offset costs.

Hopefully, Gundy passes on the University offered life insurance policy.

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Obviously, somebody else Bret Bielema for his wedding. Updating one of the items from last week, Bret Bielema did actually get married last week, and I'm sorry to report that he did not wear a track suit to the ceremony.

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Closing Number: 15. Not only the bain of #2 seeds in this year's NCAA tournament but also the number of years since your black tshirt got the musical anthem it always deserved.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 26, 2012


Mike Leach is insane...and he may be on to something. Mike Leach wants college football to go to a 64 team playoff.  That's just crazy talk.  Can you imagine the upheaval of tradition and loss of revenue to schools, conferences, and to the bowl system as it presently stands...not to mention the additional burden of time a physical exertion it would put on the student athlete.  I mean, the idea of such a thing offends me, it honestly offends me...I mean the whole things sounds ludicrously impossible...Just let him try and explain this one...I mean...I...

"The minimum should be 16 teams,'' Leach told Lisa Horne from Fox Sports. "I think 32 is better than 16, but I think 64 would be ideal. You could cut the regular season down to 10 games, but guarantee everybody 12 games. In the end, the champion would play 16 games."

Oh...well yeah.  When you  put it that way.  I mean I guess that sounds logical.  As it stand now the National Champion typically plays 14 games anyway, so like 2 more games.  Yeah, I see what you did there, coach.  Yeah, I can see...I mean...WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS!!!!

Bear Bryant has a four year plan.

This video proves two things...

1.      Bear Bryant is the grandfather of the current Madden video game player rating system.

2.      Bear Bryant was the wardrobe inspiration for everything Fred Rogers ever did in his neighborhood.

 

Finally, a place to use all of my Crocodile Dundee references. Les Miles is a man of simple correlations.  He has one of the best punters in the country on his roster in Brad Wing.  Brad Wing is Australian.  Thus, using Les Miles math, Australia = Good punters.  This is the simplest way to explain why LSU just got a commitment from Melbourne's Jamie Keehn.

Closing Number: 38 Jersey number of the late, great Chucky Mullins...also the number of minutes your life will be enhanced by watching this gentleman play an entire Mastadon album on the piano.

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bunkie

Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday March 26, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on March 26, 2012

A Pier 6 brawl may break out during your reading of this. One of the great sporting events of the calendar year is set to take place this coming Sunday.  It's a spectacle of pageantry and pomp and circumstance where athletes square off with one another in front of a sold out crowd of adoring fans and millions in the television viewing audience.  It's the event of events, the show of shows,  it's the place where legends are made and superstars are born, granddaddy of them all, it's, of course, WrestleMania.

But this has nothing to do with football you might say, or college football you'll probably infer, or college football coaching you'll likely propose, or any sporting event that isn't completely predetermined prior to the event even taking place you could possibly interject...yeah, I know, but just go with me here.

Football coaches are a little like professional wrestlers.  Both would probably hit each other with a folding chair or loose sledge hammer that is conveniently placed under the ring if it meant they could beat their opponent.  Wins and losses aside, their popularity and ultimate fate is largely determined by the popularity among the masses. And, in their later years, after much of the shine of stardom has worn off, they find themselves doing autograph signings at Hooter's restaurants and car shows in order to make a couple of bucks.

Given those poorly forced comparisons made just to get to the jokes below, I give you the potential wrestling characters and gimmicks of some more notable coaches:

Dana Holgersen: Would have total disregard for his own physical well-being.  Known for throwing himself off of pretty much any free-standing object on to his opponents.  After losing a hair vs. hair match to Mark Richt, he'll remarket himself as a bald, beer-swilling, jean-short wearing redneck.  He will be beloved.

Sean Payton: Banned for a year, he will spend the next year wrestling as the mysterious man from Parts Unknown, Pean Sayton.  He'll wear a mask. Every one will be able to tell it's him.

Will Muschamp: Would sprint to the ring ala The Ultimate Warrior and thus expending most of his energy prior to the match even starts.  Would bleed a lot.

Gene Chizik: You remember the Beserker?  Yeah, exactly that.

Les Miles: Would be known as the Sod-o-mizer.  He would come to the ring with an oversized hat and a pallet of grass in his hand that he would pretend was talking to him (kinda like Rick Steiner and his hand puppet Alex, but not as convincing).   With no wrestling ability, at least in the conventional sense, the Sod-o-mizer would stockpile fluke wins via DQ and count outs.

Paul Johnson: Wears a singlet at all times and will only execute old time wrestling moves directly in the face of more modern maneuvers. So pretty much Matt Classic.

Randy Edsall and Derek Dooley: Wrestling as a tag team called "Dead Men Walking", the team would be led to the ring by their manager, a dressed-exactly-like-Paul-Bearer Barbara Dooley.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday April 02, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on April 2, 2012

Playing the numbers: I did not win the MegaMillions Lottery on Friday.  You likely didn't either, because if you did you wouldn't be reading this if you did.

My glaring inability to pick numbers correctly, however, did not stop me from the occasional lottery winning daydream.  You know the ones where you allow yourself to expand on the notion that you could somehow win hundred of millions of dollars, the ones that end with you buying a fleet of Aston Martins for you and your buddies to race on your to-scale replica of Talladega Speedway or traveling the world with the Texas Bikini Team on your personal yacht that has a helicopter pad, a pool, and a room that's just a big McDonald's Playland ball pit...yeah, those dreams.  Well, I always had one that involved college football.  If I won the lottery, I would sponsor a bowl game.

I wouldn't sponsor the Sugar Bowl, or the Orange Bowl, or even the Fiesta Bowl ( I mean, I'd hate to deprive Brent Mussberger of all of his Tostitos-related reference material), no, I'd go with one of the lower tier bowls.  It would be lower tier in bowl tie-ins and national significance only, because, in sheer awesomeness and excessive amounts of money I would throw at it to make it so, it would be it would be the Cadillac of bowl games...if that Cadillac had a 6 inch lift, Super swamper tires with diamond encrusted platinum 22 inch rims, had a cashmere-lined interior and ran on home-brew.

The first order of business is picking a name for my bowl.  Now, as a newly minted gentleman of means, I don't want to be one of those millionaire recluses that hide behind their gated community walls and tax shelters, I want to be a millionaire of the people, you know, like Lenny Dykstra was.  So, I don't know about you, but the Bunkie T. Perkins, Esq Independence Bowl sounds pretty damn good to me.

With that bit of business out of the way, some of the specific additional details of the game, that, bare in mind, are not restrained by any monetary concerns thanks to my lottery windfall, are as follows:

1. Tickets will be free...unless Alabama is playing.  Then it's $1000 per seat.

2. The first 5,000 fans get one of those fancy head massagers from Brookstone.

3. Concession stand will have full bars and serve prime rib sandwiches and Chick-fil-a chicken minis on top of the standard stadium menu.

4. I would have a seat of honor in one of the endzones.  It would either be a large Lazyboy recliner or a hot tub with the aforementioned bikini team from Texas.  Any completions made to me while sitting in that seat are worth 50 points.  If my drink is not spilled while making said completion, a 10 point bonus is awarded.

5. Jared Lorenzen will be all-time quarterback.

6. Houston Nutt will be allowed to coach either team at any time...or both at once.

7. There would be a big picture of Burt Reynolds at the 50 yard line.

8. Halftime entertainment: A super band made up of Creed, Nickelback, Daughtry, and Kid Rock playing nothing but Lynyrd Skynyrd covers as circa 1986 Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes wrestle in a falls count anywhere match for the NWA Title in a ring on stage.

9. West Virginia will be allowed as a substitute for whatever team is losing at halftime.

10. It would be shown exclusively on Cartoon Network as the lead-in to Adult Swim.

11. The winning team will be awarded a 24-carat gold dipped ram's horn, from which, the winning coach will be required to drink upon accepting it in victory.  It will be filled with sweet tea bourbon.

Where "option" is now the dirtiest of words: LSU had their spring over the weekend, and in an attempt to hold the storming hoards of half-drunk Cajun brandishing pitchforks and firearms at bay, Les Miles made Zach Mettenberger throw until his arm literally fell off of his body and Russel Shepard died of shock at the reality of having actual forward football passes thrown at him.  Also, medical injury reports from the game may have been inaccurate.

You will see, however, that in this lengthy summary of the Spring game, there is nary a whisper of the word "option", or "option run", or "option dive", or "lease with an option to buy" anywhere in the article.  This is by design.  Also by design at LSU...a stadium upper deck so steep that any attempts to descend it via stairs in order to get a drink, or, god forbid, use the bathroom, will result in dizziness, vertigo, and high likelihood of fall-to-your-death-onto-the-purple-and-gold-masses-below-who-paid-more-to-TAF-to-get-better-seats...so maybe hold off on all of the ballyhooing of the new offensive blueprints at LSU just yet.

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Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest

The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report

Posted by: Pete Roussel on Monday April 02, 2012


Posted by: Bunkie Perkins on April 2, 2012

Woody Hayes once killed a man with a folding chair...or something The college football geniuses at SBNation took last week's thought of college coaches as professional wrestlers a step further, and did it all while Jason Kirk work a Black Machismo tshirt.

And if you aren't already, you should absolutely be watching Shutdown Fullback on the regular.

Closing number: 65 It's the highway that opens up Alabama to the rest of civilization and its also the last time Willie Nelson wore a suit.

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bunkie

Bunkie Perkins, a distinguished man of many roles, will release his report bimonthly on Mondays. When not having Jimmy Sexton float his name for head coaching openings, Perkins is the editor and proprietor of FriendsoftheProgram.net. In his spare time, Bunkie will gladly draft the contract buyout clause for your head football coach. If you enjoy the light-hearted humor in The Independent Search Firm - Coaches Report and don't mind your college football mixed with the occasional reference to 80's professional wrestling, then you can follow @FOTProgram

Pete Roussel is a valuable resource for coaches, athletic directors, NFL front-office personnel, and college football enthusiasts. A former college football coach, Roussel shares insight on coaches 365 days a year and is recognized as the most trusted expert on coaching transactions. Follow @CoachingSearch on twitter and send your feedback to pete@coachingsearch.comtest